Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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