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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
So much rum. So many feels.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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