My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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