Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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