Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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