did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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