I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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