Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
