There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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