Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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