If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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