If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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