chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Holy shit dude........stairs
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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