He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
