Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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