Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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