I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Text me some of your sweat
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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