He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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