Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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