I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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