Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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