I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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