Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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