with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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