ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
