Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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