C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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