Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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