Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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