i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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