So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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