sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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