jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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