I'm really into asian looking animals
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize