spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
third nipple confirmed
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Randomize
