Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It's official drugs can't kill me
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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