So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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