I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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