Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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