dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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