If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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