once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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