my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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