In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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