They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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