I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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