..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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