I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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