I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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