She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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