fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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