At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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