absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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