11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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