But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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