I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
