I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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