You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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