the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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