Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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