Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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